A message from thekingcity
Haha you're gonna get grounded!!

thekingcity:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

thekingcity:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

Haha you’re still the city of a giant dick! Imeanyounotthetower.

And you’re the city with tweezer size ones

It’s as big as parliament ya wanna see punk!

Uh- Wait that sounded better in my head.

Please don’t try to embarrassed yourself,its alright embarrassing that you are small

Well, then yours is just overinflated like your head.~

That’s just your ego smog in the bay, bro.

A message from thekingcity
Haha you're gonna get grounded!!

thekingcity:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

Haha you’re still the city of a giant dick! Imeanyounotthetower.

And you’re the city with tweezer size ones

It’s as big as parliament ya wanna see punk!

Uh- Wait that sounded better in my head.

A message from thekingcity
Haha you're gonna get grounded!!

Haha you’re still the city of a giant dick! Imeanyounotthetower.

independence-spoons:


You know I ‘ave te power to ground you

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

We met tere

Did you at least take him and the Careys home? You didn’t, did you?

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

*sighs*  ’e’s an idiot

An idiot who still has a team, unlike your capital…

…Wait- Weren’t you with him for that game?

You know I ‘ave te power to ground you

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

His are funny. He tried to take all six to a hockey game, and called me up drunk saying the cops didn’t buy any as his designated driver.

*sighs*  ’e’s an idiot

An idiot who still has a team, unlike your capital…

…Wait- Weren’t you with him for that game?

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

-shoulder pat-

Tout ira bien, Papa. You can have one of Maurice’s Carey Price cardboard cut-out guys. …He has like six.

And you said my Celine was bad.

His are funny. He tried to take all six to a hockey game, and called me up drunk saying the cops didn’t buy any as his designated driver.

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

OH GOD WHY. NON. NON!

This scares me more than that cardboard Celine you kept in the back of the closet!

…Whatever happened to Cardboard Celine?

Schrodinger 

-shoulder pat-

Tout ira bien, Papa. You can have one of Maurice’s Carey Price cardboard cut-out guys. …He has like six.

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

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The perks of being right in between Ontario and Quebec…

Is that if I change my open wi-fi to “Fermez vos fenêtres.” maybe they’ll eventually catch on.

I mean, somebody’s bound to catch on that my dad speaks more French than he admits also..

I ‘ate to be te one tat tells you. But my windows aren’t open until after.

OH GOD WHY. NON. NON!

This scares me more than that cardboard Celine you kept in the back of the closet!

…Whatever happened to Cardboard Celine?

The perks of being right in between Ontario and Quebec…

Is that if I change my open wi-fi to “Fermez vos fenêtres.” maybe they’ll eventually catch on.

I mean, somebody’s bound to catch on that my dad speaks more French than he admits also..